The National Anthem of the United States of America is a stodgy, forgettable song, and is in desperate need of updating in order to reflect the newer, more progressive cultural ethos of the American people. We the people formally petition the Obama Administration to immediately issue an executive order to change the National Anthem of the United States of America to the seminal Sir Mix-A-Lot hit, "Baby Got Back."
By proclaiming our allegiance to the greatest country in the world with the backing of this infectious hit song, we will restore our moral authority to lead both here and abroad. Furthermore, by signing this executive order, we the people will have taken an important first step toward righting our economy through the thousands of jobs this executive order will probably create.