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Change the official language of the United States of America to 'merican.

Created by J.W. on February 02, 2013

The national language of the United States should be changed to 'Merican to reflect the changing demographics of this country and also our rich cultural identity. 'Merican would best be described as a mix between the rural vernacular that is prevalent throughout the south and the bastardization of other language's words and phrases when we adopt them into our cultural vocabulary. 'Merican has a much looser grammatical structure then traditional languages, with tense and pluralization not as important as the overall meaning of the sentence or phrase.

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