Spelling in English is notoriously difficult, owing to how words often are not spelled in obvious ways. Years of television commercials have highlighted the worst offender: Diabeetus. It's obvious that most modern literature grossly misspells the term 'Diabeetus', leaving Americans confused about their health care options.
Thus We, The People, declare that the Executive Office of the President of the United States of America shall issue Order that the official American English spelling shall read 'DIABEETUS'.