We, the people of the United States of America, have decided that action needs to be taken against the drab titles of newborns. Babies, infants, young children; whatever you call them, it's not rad enough. We've found that from referring to young human offspring as a "noob" or "newb" greatly increases the odds of that child growing up to be a rad son of a gun.
Sign this petition if you agree, and change the world for the better.