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Change the pepperoni size in Lunchables pizzas so that they are an appropriate size to the pizza.

Created by R.V. on November 26, 2016

The pepperonis that come included in Lunchables pizza are too big for the crust. Distributing the pepperonis evenly is easy, as there are only 9 pepperonis and 3 crusts. But once on the pizza, the pepperonis cannot be placed in any way so that they do not overlap or hang off the pizza. Overlap leads to eating more than one pepperoni, leaving the rest of the pizza bare of meat toppings. Making the pepperonis smaller would solve this as it not only solves the relatively large pepperoni size but it would make the pizza more pleasing to look at.

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