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Change the Pledge of Allegiance to say "One Nation Under French Toast" instead of the un-Constitutional "Under God".

Created by B.C. on November 13, 2012

Because anyone can submit a petition to the White House for any purpose, here's yet another completely ridiculous petition. At least this one makes more sense than all the "allow such and such state the right to secession" ones that are floating around. Please sign it anyway, maybe this will go somewhere.

Civil Rights & Equality
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