Look, I know that we as a country have been denying this key issue. If we fix this, we win everything. We win the money, we win the Bangladeshe's. We win the Afaghanerstans and the Pakimons Wars. We also win at the Osamar Been Laden fights of 2012. Oh and there's always the oil too, that stuff's cool; even though we only need it for arson. Seriously, 4 bucks a gallon people?! I could log onto steam and buy Gunpoint on sale for 4 bucks! Sure it's liquid fossilized explosive dinosaur, but you don't even get to look at the bones inside! The logic and reasoning behind this inspirational speech, is simply the fact that if we change Obama's name to Obamar; we will basically become a brand new country. Think about it... OBAMAR! Doesn't that sound so much cooler than Obama? besides obama reminds m



