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Change secession petitons to be stored in the new category "Crybaby Manchild Butthurt Emporium".

Created by D.B. on November 15, 2012

Please reclassify the internet crybaby petitions for secession to reflect the reality...that the creators and signers of such petitions are sore losers and, in some cases, genetic dead ends unworthy of even the sparse attention they have been receiving. Eventually they will either grow up or find some other fiction to rage against, like Santa Claus or Undecided Voters.

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