We DEMAND that the Obama administration rename the second week of May to Joey Stack Week. The remainder of the week will dedicated to 24 hour pancake festivals with iVOPs (International Vehicles of Pancakes) delivering 24 hour pancake service. Also, in every major city in America, some top 40 90's band like Sugar Ray has to play a 7 day long concert. Finally, Obama must make arrangements for Flea to hug Joey Stack for an extended, but not awkward, period of time.
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