It is time for Pastafarians to come together and make a stand. For centuries Christianity has maintained its hold on western governments while we stood idly by. I say no more. We demand our contributions to our nation to be recognized. By replacing "Under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance with "Under the Flying Spaghetti Monster" you will give us the recognition we deserve. And don't worry, Christians, you can still keep "In God We Trust" on our money (for now). That way everyone's happy. Right?



