Clearly the "Keep Piers Morgan in the USA" petition was not written for Americans by Americans. Note the use of phrases such as "Firstly, the first amendment" and "It will be hilarious to see how loads of angry Americans react."
Americans don't speak like that! And note the unusual number of petition signers who leave no city or state locale.
Once again we have foreign interlopers interfering in the American democratic process.
We demand that:
1. petitions submitted to "We the People" be by Americans only,
2. petitioners be required to declare that they are American before their petition is accepted, and
3. petition signers be required to declare that they are American before their signature is accepted.