Chinese tender tofu curd should be legislated to ensure its sweetness! Salty and spicy tofu curd are against humanity!

Salty and spicy tofu jelly are plain evil! They shouldn't even exist.

国家制甜豆腐脑百五十年矣，普天之下，无不以甜豆腐脑为准。嗜咸辣豆花者，皆为神志昏聩之异端。扶甜灭咸，岂待来生！

剿六合之咸党，创甜党之霸业！讨伐伪咸乱党，复我甜党天下！