I have seen Elvis Presley singing the song "Clambake" in the 1967 movie by the same name. As he began to sing, a wholesome revelry broke out and all of a sudden, there wasn't a care in the world. All people could think, sing and dance about were the tasty morsels of shellfish they were about to consume . I say we capitalize on this phenomenon and make Clambake Day a federal holiday observed by an actual Clambake at the White House. Maybe, just maybe, the rest of the world will follow suit as they see us, as in the video, find euphoria at the thought of eating shellfish. United to dance off beat. United to eat dead fish. United...to shimmy!!! In this idea, we shall have...world peace. Let's make this happen people!!!



