Gorilla glue. Harambe was the metaphorical glue that held the nation together. Without such an awe-inspiring figure, this Great Nation under God will surely perish. Please do right by Harambe, and clone him and return him to the Cincinnati Zoo and implement a no-kids policy. Thank you for your time.
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