We the people will rise up and create a 50 foot large Penis. Said Alpha Penis will be strategically placed directly in front of the white house. It will be made entirely out of the gold, and will be so beautifully sculpted that other countries will bask in our lovely Penis glory. Through jealousy, other countries will bow down to the United States and our giant Alpha Penis, ensuring world domination.
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