If you're a person, and you are, you can't not love David Hasselhoff's wonderful music videos. They're quirky, well produced, and quite frankly uplifting for the human spirit; i.e., yours. For instance, take David's wonderful "Hooked on a Feeling" video. Go watch it on YouTube and come back. I'll be waiting.
There. See? It's absolutely brimming with joie de vivre.
Parallelly, who can't not love the not inconsiderable feeling of well being engendered by singing along with the Gummi Bears theme song? Everyone, that's who.
Combining the two into one fantasy smorgasbord would be simply magical. I won't claim that my proposal would solve all the world's problems, but it would be a whopping step in the right direction for all people, everywhere.
The time to act is now.