Commission an artistic Reimagining to Tommy Wiseau's Masterpiece, The Room called The Room has No Roof

In 2003 Tommy Wiseau Gave us the Masterpiece independent film, The Room. Now more than 10 years later I want him to return to that great piece of cinema history and give us a much needed retelling of his wonderful story. The Room Has No Roof would be a scene for scene copy of the original The Room, except for a single blaring difference. this version would have no roofs, in any scene. The main aspect of this would figure into the fact that all scenes taking place on the roof will have to be done on tight ropes, and over the set of the room below. I think that this will add the extra artistic style that it would have needed in 2003 to excite critics around the world with it's brilliance. Support this petition to try and inspire Tommy Wiseau to Dazzle us all again. The Room Has NO Roof