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Commit Alexander Emerick "Alex" Jones to a Psychiatric Hospital

Created by W.S. on January 22, 2013

In order to protect American families, the Obama Administration must commit Alexander Emerick "Alex" Jones to a psychiatric hospital. The benefits of Mr. Jones' internment extend beyond protecting our most impressionable from the vile bulls**t that he passes off as "opinion" protected by the First Amendment. The sheer magnitude of said bulls**t that he will undoubtedly spew during his sentence can be harvested to provide enough manure to supply hundreds of family farms. This, along with all of the necessary staff to handle Mr. Jones(including doctors studying his condition in the hopes of curing him), will create desperately-needed jobs for American workers. Committing him to a psychiatric hospital is truly in America's best interest.

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