I am asking for your assistance in the persuasion of my wife to avoid squandering a wonderful opportunity given to only a select few women.
She is refusing to claim the benefit of naming our second born son Lucas Skylar, thus giving birth to the next Luke Sky Walker.
Despite my countless pleas, infallible logic and deft skill of persuasion, she simply will not consider it.
Is she Pro-Sith? Heck, I don't know. I don't even think she's seen the movies, but that is for another petition.
I make this plea for your support to compel my wife to come to her senses and take action on the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and claim her marriage right to give birth to a Jedi by naming our son Lucas Skylar Walker.
With your help, the Force will be strong with this one.