Enjoying widespread appeal amongst the American populace, Pumpkin Spice is a staple of our fall diet. Unlike other tastes of fall like apples and turkey, Pumpkin Spice is only allowed to grace our lives for a short time between late September and late November. Why can we drink apple cider year round and not an iced Pumpkin Spice latte? In a world full of partisan divide and widespread violence, we can all unite behind our love for the tastiness that is Pumpkin Spice. Stand with me now as I call for Starbucks to grant our collective wishes and provide us delicious Pumpkin Spice year round! God bless America!
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