Whereas...Tim and Willy in the Morning regularly post a webcast to their website, timandwilly.com, and...
Whereas...On their last show, they indicated they would not post another show until after the new year, and...
Whereas...Tim and Willy fans deserve new content on a regular basis....
Therefore...Be it resolved that the Congress of the United States should immediately pass appropriate legislation compelling Tim and Willy to post a new webcast on their website prior to December 31, 2012