We petition Barack Obama and his staff to take the necessary steps to completely ban any negative portrayal, in image or text, of our prophet and lord The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Such depictions of our prophet:
1. Offend his several million followers in the US and many more worldwide.
2. Cause his followers to endanger the rest of society after the desecration of our prophet.
If insulting FSM is ok in our country, then what is next I must ask? Dropping nuclear weapons on schools?
This is unacceptable.