America is a land of innovation, we have long prided ourselves on progress, our ability to adapt to change, the pioneering spirit and a national character that embraces ingenuity (laugh with me here).
The first step in winning the future is encouraging American innovation, but today there is a grievous threat to that spirit of innovation, a vile and detestable evil that has only been gaining momentum, I speak of course... of commercials featuring talking babies.
This hackneyed advertising fallback has been used (how many commercials have featured this? Well that many times -1) too often. We banned advertising tobacco to keep children from emulating the juvenile behavior portrayed, lets do the same here to protect innovation and the adults in our society most like children --advertisers.