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Constitute laws to keep gorillas and flying horses from invading Bikini Bottom and harassing the people of said city.

Created by T.D. on January 27, 2013

The people of Bikini Bottom have been harassed by many creatures and humans before. Gorillas, riders of flying horses, have invaded Bikini Bottom before and will do so again if given the opportunity.
I demand that the Obama Administration devise a plan to assist the people of Bikini Bottom in protecting their well-deserved lands and homes.

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