We the people demand that a great Temple to Morgoth be constructed in Washington D.C. and for Sauron the Great to be installed as High Priest of Morgoth and official spiritual adviser to the President of the United States and every member of the legislative and judicial branches.
Sauron the Great must be allowed to conduct human sacrifices inside the Temple in order to appease Morgoth and lead we the people towards immortality.
We also request the flag of the United States be replaced with the Great Eye.