As members of the scientific and great-imagination communities, we have been dismayed by the bipartisan failure to create a National Dinosaur Clone Park.
We believe one (1) National Park should immediately be fenced off and filled with dinosaur clones (no pterodactyls, trust us).
We demand:
1. One national park, open year round, filled with dinosaurs and (optional) wooly mammoths.
2. The creation of cloned dinosaurs, whatever the cost. We know a place that sells amber jewelry, if it helps.
3. A response to our petition from Vice President Joe Biden (no imitations accepted).
Why not take a leap into the future...through the past?
Nothing could go wrong. No unforeseen consequences. Just educational fun for the Velociraptor, Tyrannosaurus Rex, and small tourist children.