Convince the Memphis Tigers to abandon it's plans to join the Big East and actively pursue joining the Big 12 conference

I think it's time for President Obama, who is a known college basketball fan to get involved with all these conference realignments. The University of Memphis is a highly respected and exciting program and would add definite value to any conference and it would be a shame to see it join the "Titanic" Big East. College basketball deserves to see good, entertaining games and watching the U of M play the same C-USA opponents in the new "Titanic" Big East would certainly contribute to a double dip recession in our local economy and television viewing. I just think something needs to be done or I feel that this country will see the downfall of this great University (in sports that is...). Go Tigers! Go Grizz!