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convince Obama to get a new haircut.

Created by N.B. on April 19, 2013

Obama's haircut is unimpressive in every possible way. Please petition our President to do something about this immediately. Too long has his forehead creepily protruded out of an impossibly fake looking matting. The American people pay his barber, and his head is a testimony to the waste of government spending.

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