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convince our corporate overlords at Taco Bell to provide us with free chili cheese burritos for a month.

Created by J.B. on November 12, 2012

Hey, this is as valid as all those other whiny secession petitions, and at least the president might get a laugh out of it. Oh, and could you convince them to add bacon, Mr. President? Not for our Jewish and Muslim Americans, but for everyone else? Pretty please?

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