Convince Riot Games to do the right thing, and release U.R.F mode

My people, today is a sad day for gamers across the world. When Riot Games chose not to release their staple April Fools mode U.R.F, they disappointed the vast majority of their fan base. It is now necessary to take drastic measures and convince the presidential administration to speak with the owners of Riot Games, to help guide their decision to be in line with the majority of the world's population of players.