In this great nation we call America, we are proud of our freedom and rich cultural heritage. We are a pillar of civil liberty and a role model for civilisation. In all great 50 states, there is an injustice in our education system, plaguing all young children learning to spell.
In the first amendment, the freedom of speech is the core of our nation. As such, we need to address the issue of 'Wednesdays'. For time immemorial the spelling of this word has troubled children, confusing them with phonetic inaccuracies.
This is why we pledge, for the sake of our children; that we start reshaping the world, one day of the week at a time. We are the world leaders, the shining torch leading the rest of the world into the future. If we will not adapt, who will?
God bless America.