Create a budget to stop the building of a wall should trump become president, and instead give people waffle irons.

Hello, I am here to say that the Trump wall plan is very silly, and in fact could be disastrous for our relations with other countries. Thus, I propose a counter plan: Give everyone in the United States a waffle iron. Yes, it does sound ridiculous, but after some quick math, it makes sense. Trumps wall would cost a minimum of about 27 billion dollars. Giving everyone a Bella Rotating Waffle iron however, would take only a mere 7 billion dollars. We would have enough money left over to buy one for everyone in mexico as well for way of apologizing. That would end up being 10 billion dollars, leaving enough left over STILL to purchase everyone that got a waffle iron, over 2 pounds of waffle mix EACH. And even then, the max this would cost is 20 billion dollars. I think the choice is obvious.