There should be, in tandem with the white house spokesperson, a Department of Damnation, tasked with Debunking all types of Calamities, from Earthquakes droughts, and intense storm activity, to skinny jeans, over emphasis on Hygiene, and a meteoric rise in bad hair days, commonly blamed on our LGBTQ community.
Additionally, there should be a openly gay, UNDER secretary of damnation, who will lob equally ridiculous claims back on the right, like "shooting a deer for food and driving gas guzzling pick up trucks, has angered the Buddha, causing the Texas floods", and "ultra conservative pastors engage in gay sex in vans, because too many in congregation, showed to confess their own Homosexual feelings."