Create a department of styling and profiling to be headed by Nature Boy Ric Flair

This petition is important because over the last 30-plus years Ric Flair has demonstrated undeniable ability to handle any and all matters related to kiss stealin and Wheelin dealin. We the People in signing this declare that the Nature Boy should be readily available to inspire and motivate a new generation of Young Americans to become Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, limousine riding, and jet flying. It is important that the younger generation learns from the absolute best that to be the man you've got to beat the man. ( no gender assumptions intended)
Please join me in solidarity that American deserve the opportunity to become 16-time world champions.
Woooooooo!