Ben Affleck, one of Hollywood's greatest anomalies has somehow gained the role of one of America's greatest icons. He stands to ruin a film empire who's last three entries alone grossed $533,345,358 worldwide. Ben Affleck will ruin the franchise and in turn destroy Hollywood, one of your largest campaign contributors. Ben Affleck has the screen presence of a zombie and makes Matt Damon look like David Beckham. I ask that you President Obama, halt the madness in Los Angeles as it is ripe with drug addled studio executives who wish to destroy themselves and the entertainment world with reckless abandon. We need an executive order immediately barring Affleck from involvement with Batman now and forever.



