Studies have shown (at lease I think they have), that work space camaraderie greatly enhances productivity. There is currently a disheartening lack of productivity in congress, not to mention divisiveness and general unfriendliness. Mr. President, we feel you bear some responsibility to work to improve this productivity.
We are politely requesting an executive order requiring a show of solidarity. Please create an order requiring congress produce a Harlem Shake video. Examples below.
Thirty seconds or less is a small price to pay for a show of unity. In the immortal words of Al Czervick, played by Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, "So Let's Dance!" (queue "Any Way You Want It" at high volume)
http://youtu.be/384IUU43bfQ
http://youtu.be/0IJoKuTlvuM
http://youtu.be/QkNrSpqUr-E