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Create a federal law requiring everyone to walk backwards at all times.

Created by A.S. on November 10, 2012

We would like to see a new law requiring everyone to walk backwards at all times. This is proven to help fight dihydrogen monoxide poisoning, prevent cancer, lose weight, increase lifespan, increase telekinetic abilities, and reduce healthcare costs.

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