Create a Federal Law that simply states: There's no crying after your candidate loses an election.

After the results of a political election have been determined (when Fox'news' channel and MSNBC have both report the same) the results then any US Citizen shall lawfully refrain from crying. Crying shall be defined bt not limited to: calling for an election recount (remember Fox'news' channel and MSNBC have already both reported the results), start petitions for states to secede from the UNITED States of America, post sad pictures of an undetermined future on Facebook that does not include a bi-partisan, FACTUAL-based source. This law shall be called the sour-grapes law and shall not interfere with the Constitution but just prevent unnecessary national consternation that is a direct result of sour grapes.