create a formula that will raise the dead so that we may speak to Abraham Lincoln and learn of his wisdom.

We believe that the infinite wisdom of Abraham Lincoln will greatly benefit the United States government. Abraham Lincoln would also be great as a entertainer at children's birthday parties. There would be many activities, for example, Lincoln could tear off his own arm and put it back on for the small children's amusement. Lincoln could be a fantastic door stopper for the door to the oval office. Furthermore, whenever the aliens attack, we will be able to fire Lincoln with a cannon into the heart of the alien mothership.