Create a Free-Range Sanctuary for Gun Fetishists in Florida and Then Nuke It, allowing the fallout to remove the crooked bankers in the Cayman Islands as a side benefit.
After the successful elimination of Ted Nugent, Wayne LaPierre, and the remaining Confederate Flag enthusiasts, we can then...
Repeal the Second Amendment and institute some rational weapons control laws that allow for exceptions for those who both have a demonstrable need for weapons and can demonstrate sufficient competence to safely own the weapon.
We can all then go for milk in relative safety and rejoin our colleagues in the civilized world.
Happy happy, joy joy.
Imagine lead-free milk runs. It isn't hard to do.