When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
This is why it is absolutely crucial that we separate IMMEDIATELY from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland that has been oppressing us for so long.
I'm sorry, this is the thread where we reenact historical revolutions, correct?