create a fund where former Presidential candidates who lost their election bids can collaborate on comedy acts.

Simply put, this petition asks for the creation of a small fund (say, a few thousand dollars) for the maintenance of a comedy group comprised of enterprising comedians from across the nation to create material for former Presidential candidates to perform in a small production following every presidential election. Satire and comic relief would certainly help lighten up political discourse, so this can be an enjoyable way for the politicians in Washington to live a little.