We petition the government of the United States to peacefully combine the states of Idaho, Ohio and Iowa into one state. The resulting savings on four senators' salaries could create enough corn subsidies to power every vehicle in Wisconsindiana. Also, it would be awesome to hear Brad Nessler call the annual Michigan-Idahohiowa State rivalry. Two of the three states have universities with "eyes" in their nicknames anyway, and no one cares about the third, so savings can be realized here. Thank you.



