In light of the continuing trend of secessionist activity and the likely failure of their petitions, we must open our hearts and do what we can to provide them a place where they can be at peace and enjoy the freedom and prosperity of not being part of the United States of America.
Since all known earthly geographies are spoken for we shall float a giant soda bottle and recyclable plastics island into the Pacific for which they shall move to and base the future of their genius.