The entire United States of America needs a pipeline of Keystone beer from Keystone's headquarters in Golden, CO to the rest of the country. The pipeline would circle through all 48 continental states, under the Pacific Ocean to Hawaii, and through Canada to Alaska. America is thirsty and this is the only way to quench our thirst.
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