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create a law formally requiring General Grevious from Lucasfilm's Star Wars series to suck MY lightsaber. Oh yeah ;).

Created by J.S. on November 13, 2012

Star Wars is a great series, and seeing as how more and more rights are being given to LGBT groups, it is only fair that the same rights also be given to the Kaleesh, along with other alien species. Since the Kaleesh have long been engaged in the Huk War with their neighboring planets, even the sucking of male genitalia would be a relative increase in the quality of life. Not only that, but the increase in alien immigration to the US would have several large benefits. First, profits from tourism. Second, the gaining of new Kaleesh technology. Third, better relations with aliens. In order to further this good cause and help this species, we must mandate that their leader, General Grievous, be artificialy resurrected and/or cloned, and be forced to orally pleasure males throughout the USA.

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