Frito-Lay could easily season Doritos without the dust that ends up on your fingertips, but it was decided that the glowing orange residue is part of what is called, “the Doritos experience.”
This "Doritos experience" has the unfortunate side effect of staining pants orange when fingers that recently touched Doritos.
Mr. President, we, the people, implore you to stop this inane destruction of denim to satisfy an "experience." Save Our Pants!