We believe that it is high time for us as a nation to hit the throttle on celebrating the national treasure that is Tony Scotts' classic film, Top Gun. The creation of a national unity holiday for the watching of the film would allow the country to catapult its twin passions of patriotism and camaraderie together, in tandem, towards untouched sky-high levels of pride. It will allow us to think on what’s most important. Competition, Family, Country, and good old-fashioned 4G Negative Dive Force Projected Celebrations of Freedom. We are beset on all sides, but our Alert 5 aircraft are hot on the runway to this call to arms. Everything we love depends your vote, because if not, we as a nation risk hitting our heads on the canopy and drowning in the Indian Ocean of despair.
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