Will is a friend of ours who is a downer. He never goes out, constantly works, does not have a sense of humor, listens to music that nobody else in the United States enjoys, and is constantly judgmental and sarcastic in his evaluation of others actions and opinions.
This is not exclusive to one single Will, though. Every person in this great nation has a Will and we need a annual national movement to recognize that Will sucks.
Therefore, we urge that a national holiday of Will Sucks be held every year for all Will's everywhere to recognize how much they suck and actually go out and socialize like normal human beings.