Dear Mr. President,
Over the past few years, people have noticed the increase of strange hapoenings around the world.Some belive this to be a zombie plague's first stages. This is why, we the american people, would like to ask you to advocate a National Zombie Defense Force. It would be made up of private contractors and detectives to investigate possible attacks, scientists to discover what is causing the undead, and civillian watchmen to protect communities. Please inact this sir, before it is TOO LATE!



